guntoyourhead:

alcohol is not the answer

alcohol is the question, yes is the answer

asian:

stop being cute if you’re not gonna like me back

nyooms:

being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry

cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

pudus:

dont ask me about 2009